Selangkangan Kesakitan! 10 Bencana yang Kuras Airmata Pria
Crotch horrors! 10 Most Eye-watering Tackle Catastrophes
Editor : Cahyani Harzi
Translator : Dhelia Gani
SEORANG gadis remaja ditangkap di Florida karena menggigit dan mengunyah alat vital pacarnya, setelah ia menolak untuk berhubungan seks dengan pacarnya.
Krystle Harrison, 19, giginya tertancap di penis Jeffrey Wilkinson 24 tahun itu setelah ia menolak ajakannya, di rumah pasangan itu di Bradenten dekat Tampa.
Dia menghadapi tuduhan serangan domestik, sementara Jeffrey harus menjalani perawatan intensif akibat gigitan dalam pada alat vitalnya.
Tapi bisa saja jauh lebih buruk ....
Sementara lukanya mulai pulih, Jeffrey agak terhibur karena mendapati 'perkakasnya' tidak terpotong sepenuhnya, setelah digigit 'ular' mematikan, dibakar oleh bahan kimia ... atau bahkan disajikan dalam sup!
Berikut adalah 10 kisah tragis tentang kisah kelabu tentang alat vital pria.
Dipotong oleh istri yang marah
John Wayne Bobbit menjadi selebriti dalam semalam di tahun 1993, ketika istrinya Lorena mengiris kejantanannya dan pergi - sebelum melemparkannya ke lapangan.
Sulit dipercaya, penis yang hilang ditemukan dan disambungkan pada tempatnya lagi.
Lorena awalnya mengklaim dia diperkosa oleh suaminya, tapi kemudian mengakui kepada polisi ia mengambil pisau untuk memotongnya karena suaminya selalu mengalami ejakulasi dini padahal baru memulai hubungan intim.
Bertemu kembali dengan penisnya, John kemudian berbalik menjadi tenar - membentuk sebuah band bernama Severed Parts dan bahkan sukses menjadi bintang film porno.
Ditembak senjata paintball
Buah zakar Dan Littlejohn membengkak mendekati seukuran kepalanya setelah dia ditembak di alat vitalnya dalam pertempuran permainan paintball.
Dia dilarikan ke rumah sakit dalam penderitaan dan dokter terkejut menemukan paintball telah menghantam buah zakarnya yang daya tembaknya merobek arteri.
Mekanik usia 30 tahun dari Horsham, West Sussex menghabiskan seminggu di rumah sakit dan harus berlenggak-lenggok menyusuri lorong sebulan kemudian ketika ia menikahi kekasih Gemma Matthews.
Dan berkata: "Aku berjalan seperti John Wayne pada hari pernikahan saya.
"Dan Anda bisa bayangkan bagaimana rasanya pada malam pernikahan saya. Saya tidak bisa bergerak, apalagi menjalani malam pertama."
Terpotong oleh Perkakas Kayu
Stuart Keen, 54, dari Wantage terpeleset dan mengiris alat kejantanannya ketika membuat peralatan rumah tangga di bengkel kerjanya.
Keen, yang dilaporkan mabuk saat itu, dilarikan ke rumah sakit dengan ambulans seraya mencengkeram anggota tubuhnya yang teriris - dan dokter berhasil menjahitnya kembali.
Stuart terlalu malu untuk berbicara dengan pers - tapi ibunya, Edna, 84, bersikeras tidak ada yang tidak biasa tentang amputasi tidak disengaja tersebut.
Dia berkata: "Stuart adalah seorang tukang kayu dan menggunakan alat tajam dan kadang-kadang berbahaya Ini adalah kecelakaan disayangkan tapi hal ini terjadi sepanjang waktu untuk orang-orang dalam profesinya.."
Dimasak dalam sup
Seorang istri asal Thai membunuh suaminya lalu dengan selang taman kemudian memotong penis suaminya dan membuatnya menjadi sup pedas Tom Yam.
Preeyapha Tasuwan, 37, tidak makan sup - tetapi meninggalkannya memasak di atas kompor dan gantung diri.
Polisi Bangkok mengatakan dia takut suaminya, Rangsan Supakpatana, 46, yang berselingkuh akan meninggalkan dirinya.
Dia meninggalkan catatan yang bertuliskan: "Saya harus membunuhmu sehingga kami bisa hidup bersama selamanya."
Terbakar shower gel beracun
Seorang pembersih karpet harus menderita kesakitan ketika bahan kimia dari shower gel 99p membakar penis dan buah zakarnya.
Raymond Cuss, 42, mengatakan lapisan kulit di kemaluannya robek dan alat vitalnya menjadi kemerahan setelah ia menggunakan sabun cair.
Raymond, yang khawatir pada nasibnya, mendapat ganti rugi 1,000 poundsterling dari toko cabang 99p di Gosport, Hants.
Terjepit pipa
Seorang pria harus merelakan penisnya dipotong oleh petugas pemadam kebakaran karena terjepit dalam pipa.
Korban yang tak dikenal itu berjalan ke A&E di Southampton General Hospital mengenakan aksesoris yang tidak biasa.
Dokter gagal untuk membebaskan pipanya karena aliran darah yang terbatas akan membuatnya lebih celaka.
Pada akhirnya tujuh pemadam kebakaran mengambil penggiling logam ke pipa dan membebaskannya setelah operasi 30 menit halus.
Seorang juru bicara dinas pemadam kebakaran mengatakan: "Ini tentu tidak biasa memanggil-out dan aku yakin orang itu tidak akan masuk ke situasi itu lagi."
Pria itu selamat begitu pula alat vitalnya - meskipun bengkak dan memar.
Dipotong karena sunat yang gagal
Seorang pria Afrika Selatan harus merelakan penisnya diamputasi setelah bagian itu gagal saat disunat.gagal.
Pria usia 22-tahun itu dilarikan ke rumah sakit dengan sakit yang tak tertahankan, namun petugas medis tidak dapat menyambungkan ujung penisnya yang hilang.
Juru bicara Rumah Sakit Sizwe Kupelo menegaskan: "Anak muda ini akan kehilangan kejantanannya."
Dimakan oleh anjing
Seorang istri pencemburu mengiris alat vital suaminya dengan pisau dapur karena suaminya selingkuh - dan melemparkannya kepada anjing.
Raging Kailasben Vyshali, dari Mehsana, India, membius suaminya dengan pil tidur, yang ditaruh di secangkir teh, setelah dia pulang dari rumah wanita selingkuhannya.
Kemudian ketika ia tidur, penisnya dipotong dengan pisau yang tajam dan dilemparkan ke jalan dan langsung disambar oleh sekawanan anjing liar.
"Rumah sakit berhasil menyelamatkan hidupnya tetapi bagian tubuhnya tidak pernah ditemukan. Dia pasti tidak pernah akan berbuat curang lagi, "kata seorang dokter.
Digigit ular
Daryl Zutt penisnya digigit oleh ular cokelat mematikan saat berburu di Queensland, Australia.
Begitu ia mencabut kejantanannya untuk buang air, reptil menerkam dan menaruh bisa di kemaluannya.
Yakin dia akan mati, ia menelepon ibunya untuk mengucapkan selamat tinggal - tapi teman-teman cepat dibawa dia pergi ke rumah sakit, dan dapat menyelamatkan nyawanya.
Disajikan sebagai makanan
Seorang seniman di Jepang memotong alat kelaminnya sendiri dan memberi mereka makan dengan sekelompok pengunjung.
Mao Sugiyama, 22, memiliki penis dan testis pembedahan dan dibekukan akhir Maret lalu.
Sebulan kemudian ilustrator "aseksual" mengolahnya untuk dimasak itu di depan umum - untuk memuaskan keinginan para pelanggannya dengan harga menu 160 poundsterling atau 20.000 yen.
A TEENAGE girl has been arrested in Florida for chomping on her boyfriend's bits, after he refused to have sex with her.
Krystle Harrison, 19, sank her teeth in 24-year-old Jeffrey Wilkinson's penis after he rejected her advances, at the couple's home in Bradenten near Tampa.
She is facing domestic battery charges, while Jeffrey is nursing his badly punctured privates.
But it could have been so much worse....
While his wounded willy recovers, Jeffrey can console himself with the knowledge his crown jewels weren't lopped off completely, bitten by a deadly snake, burned by chemicals... or even served up in a soup!
Here's a collection of the ten most eye-watering tackle catastrophes:
Cut off by angry wife
John Wayne Bobbit became an overnight celebrity in 1993, when his wife Lorena sliced off his manhood and drove off - before tossing it into a field.
Incredibly the missing penis was found and reattached to its relieved owner.
Lorena originally claimed she'd been raped by her husband but later admitted to police she took a knife to his bits because he always orgasmed first when they had sex.
Reunited with his penis, John later cashed in on his notoriety - forming a band called the Severed Parts and even launching a successful porn career.
Shot by a paintball gun
Groom Dan Littlejohn's balls swelled to the size of his head after he was shot in the nether region during a paintball battle on his stag do.
He dashed to hospital in agony and shocked doctors found the paintball had slammed into Dan with such force it tore an artery.
The 30-year-old mechanic from Horsham, West Sussex spent a week in hospital and had to waddle down the aisle a month later when he married sweetheart Gemma Matthews.
Dan said: “I walked like John Wayne on my wedding day.
“And you can imagine what it was like on my wedding night. I just couldn’t move, let alone consummate the marriage.”
Sliced off by a carpenter
Stuart Keen, 54, from Wantage slipped and sliced off his manhood while buildling a cabinet in his workshop.
Keen, who was reportedly drunk at the time, was rushed to hospital by ambulance clutching his dismembered member - and doctors managed to stitch it back on.
Stuart was too embarrassed to talk to the press - but his mother, Edna, 84, insisted there was nothing unusual about his accidental amputation.
She said: "Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools. This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
Dished up in soup
A Thai wife hacked her husband to death with a garden hose then chopped off his penis and made it into spicy Tom Yam soup.
Preeyapha Tasuwan, 37, didn't eat the soup - but left it cooking on the stove and hanged herself.
Bangkok cops said she feared cheating hubby Rangsan Supakpatana, 46, was going to leave her.
She left a note reading: “I have to kill you so we can live together forever.”
Burned by toxic shower gel
A carpet cleaner was left in agony when a 99p shower gel burned his penis and testicles.
Raymond Cuss, 42, says a layer of skin was ripped off his privates and his manhood was bright red after he used the liquid soap.
Raymond, who feared he was scarred for life, has won a £1,000 payout from a branch of 99p Stores in Gosport, Hants.
Stuck in a pipe
A man had to have his penis cut free by firefighters after he got it stuck in a steel pipe.
The mystery victim walked into A&E at Southampton General Hospital still attached to the unusual accessory.
Doctors failed to free the chap's tackle because restricted blood flow made him more aroused.
In the end SEVEN firemen took a metal grinder to the pipe and freed him after a delicate 30-minute operation.
A fire service spokesman said: “It’s certainly an unusual call-out and I’m sure the man won’t be getting into that situation again.”
The man survived with his tackle intact - albeit swollen and badly bruised.
Removed after a botched circumcision
A South African man had to have his willy amputated after part of it was sliced off during a botched amputation.
The 22-year-old was rushed to hospital in excrutiating pain, but medics were unable to reattached the missing tip.
Hospital spokesman Sizwe Kupelo confirmed: "This young man will be losing his manhood."
Eaten by dogs
A jealous wife sliced off her cheating hubby’s manhood with a kitchen knife – and threw it to the DOGS.
Raging Kailasben Vyshali, from Mehsana, India, drugged her man with sleeping pills, served in a cup of tea, after he came home from seeing his mistress.
Then while he slept she chopped off his penis with a razor sharp blade and threw it into the street where it was snapped up by a pack of stray dogs.
“The hospital managed to save his life but the rest of him was never found. He’s certainly never going to cheat again,” said one doctor.
Bitten by a snake
Daryl Zutt was bitten on his penis by a deadly brown snake during a hunting trip in Queensland, Australia.
As soon as he whipped out his manhood to relieve himself, the reptile pounced sinking its venom into Daryl's tackle.
Convinced he was a goner, he phoned his mum to say goodbye - but pals quickly whisked him off to hospital, where he made a full recovery.
Served up as food
An artist in Japan cut off his own genitals and fed them to a group of diners.
Mao Sugiyama, 22, had his penis and testicles surgically removed and frozen last March.
A month later the "asexual" illustrator defrosted his tackle and cooked it up in public - serving the delicacy to customers at £160 (20,000 yen) a time.
